Marvellous Four – A Set of 4 Sex Toys from Satisfyer
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Satisfyer Sex Toy Reviews
Here you can find my reviews of sex toys from Satisfyer. You can find clitoral suction toys as well as others from the Satisfyer Vibes, Satisfyer Men and Satisfyer Luxury lines.
Double Flex – An App-Controlled Rabbit Vibrator with 3 Independent Motors from Satisfyer – Review
There’s nothing like a rabbit vibrator to celebrate Easter. I’m not into Easter eggs or devouring cheap chocolate in abundance to celebrate the
Curvy Trinity 2 from Satisfyer – Review
It was a Sunday afternoon when I went down to the beach in Barcelona with my Curvy Trinity 2 from Satisfyer. I knew
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A-Mazing 1 – A-Spot Vibrator from Satisfyer – Review
Forget the G spot. The A-spot is where the party is at. At least, that’s what it’s like for me. AFE zone stands
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Signet Ring – A Couple’s Vibrator from Satisfyer – Review
Traditionally, a signet ring was worn on the pinky finger of men of influence as a form of identification and communication. It had
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Twirling Fun – Tip Vibrator – Satisfyer – Review
A few years ago, I had the privilege of receiving a tantric massage. I’ll never forget it. I learned so much about my
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Ultra Power Bullet 4 Vibrator from Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
I recently interviewed Megwyn White, director of education at Satisfyer, for my podcast The Orgasmic Lifestyle. You can listen to the episode here.
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Lucky Libra Air Pulse + Vibration from Satisfyer – Review
Although I’m not a Libra, I’m still an air sign. I am Gemini and I would consider myself to be typical. I’m a
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Little Secret Panty Vibrator from Satisfyer – Review
Everyone has secrets. Sometimes we share them with friends we trust. Other times, we keep them all to ourselves. Little Secret, a panty
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Dual Pleasure Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
I must confess that white is one of my least favourite colours for a sex toy. I would never consciously choose to wear
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Satisfyer Sexy Secret Wearable – Sex toy Review
Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but I have a Sexy Secret! Well, I actually have 2 of them. I still haven’t decided who will
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Dual Love – Satisfyer – Review
I have just moved apartment and I have only formally met one other neighbour in the building, who is very nice and helpful.
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Satisfyer Double Joy Review
Some call them C-shaped vibrators. Others call them U-shaped vibrators. I guess it depends on which way up you are looking at it.
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Satisfyer Mighty One – App-Controlled Ring Vibrator – Review
I’m going through a tricky time in my personal life right now. My sentimental status is ‘complicated’ to say the least. I’m going
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Mono Flex Satisfyer – App-controlled Rabbit Vibrator Review
Mono Flex is a stylish rabbit vibrator from Satisfyer. It has a slim shaft that provides deeper stimulation than most rabbit vibrators. It
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Love Breeze – Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
In spite of all the orgasmic possibilities inherent in the Satisfyer Connect App, it is true that many people just don’t care about
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Curvy 3 Satisfyer Sex Toy Review
Last time I used Curvy 3, I was about to enjoy an amazing, sheet gripping orgasm, and then the battery ran out. I
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Curvy 2 – Satisfyer -Sex Toy Review
The other night I couldn’t sleep. I kept tossing and turning, feeling frustrated with my restlessness. Why couldn’t I just switch off? I
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Secret Affair – Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
After reviewing hundreds of sex toys, I usually don’t feel the need to check the instructions before testing a toy, unless it has
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Curvy 1 from Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
Reading sex toy reviews is a great way to learn about sex toys. After all, that is the objective of my profession. But
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Love Triangle – Satisfyer App – Sex Toy Review
I have just enjoyed a well-deserved holiday in Galicia, Spain doing the ‘Camino de Santiago’ a famous walking pilgrimage. I walked over 100
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Satisfyer Partner Remote Control – Sex Toy Review
As I’m currently in lockdown in Spain due to the coronavirus pandemic, I must admit that social distancing can be a challenge when
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Wand-er Woman – Wand Massager from Satisfyer Review
Wand-er Woman – Wand Massager from Satisfyer Review They say that less is more and I tend to agree. This year, I’ve
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Sweet Treat Spinnator Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
Sweet Treat Spinnator Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review I used to love ice cream. Sometimes, I used to finish
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Lovely Honey from Satisfyer Mini Vibes – Sex Toy Review
Lovely Honey from Satisfyer Mini Vibes – Sex Toy Review This clitoral stimulator from Satisfyer Minis is exactly the same as Sparkling
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Satisfyer Double Plus – Sex Toy Review
Satisfyer Double Plus – Sex Toy Review I have just had the most amazing orgasm with this toy. If you have been
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Sparkling Darling – A Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer Mini – Review
Sparkling Darling – A Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer Mini – Review After suffering from burnout last autumn, I decided to dedicate the
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Satisfyer Partner Whale Sex Toy Review
Yesterday, I enjoyed a well-deserved day of self-love. I had planned it several weeks ago. I was inspired after I had seen a
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Satisfyer Men – Sleeve nº1 – Sex Toy Review
I can usually figure out how most sex toys work just from holding them in my hand. However, with this one, I was
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Satisfyer Partner Multifun 2 – Sex Toy Review
I remember when I received Satisfyer Partner Multifun 2 and I looked at the box and compared it to the Satisfyer Partner Multifun
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One Night Stand from Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
This may be hard to believe, but I have never had a one-night stand – until now. In fact, it’s a notion that
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Satisfyer Partner Multifun 3
Satisfyer Partner Multifun 3 As a Gemini, I often feel like a jack of all trades, master of none. Or should that
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Satisfyer Partner Sex Toy Review
After testing so many sex toys, I have developed the ability to be able to assess the ‘orgasm-o-bility’ of a sex toy just
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Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 – Sex Toy Review
Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 – Sex Toy Review Even though I’ve used this sex toy at least 5 times, I still haven’t explored
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Anal Beads (Black) Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
I actually reviewed the same set of anal beads from Satisfyer about a month ago. But they were of a different colour: pink
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Prêt à Porter – Satisfyer Luxury – Sex Toy Review
Although I’m vegan, I must admit that this sex toy: Prêt à Porter from Satisfyer Luxury is a pretty impressive pleasure product. Some
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Satisfyer Plugs (Black) – Sex Toy Review
This progressive, multipack of anal plugs is ideal for anal training or for anyone who is interested in anal stimulation, but is apprehensive
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Haute Couture – by Satisfyer Luxury – Sex Toy Review
I’m in the process of veganizing my wardrobe. It’s not easy. I’m getting rid of fur, suede and leather jackets as well as
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Satisfyer Rings – A Sex Toy For Couples or Singles – Review
‘Is this next?’ My lover asked me with a mischievous smile on his face pointing at this cock ring from Satisfyer Rings. His
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Satisfyer Balls Olympic Level Pelvic Floor Muscles
I can’t believe how many women have opened up to me over the last few weeks about their pelvic floor struggles. During my
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Anal Beads from Satisfyer
Anal stimulation can seem like a scary prospect if you have never indulged in it before. Despite these reservations, there is no
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Purple Pleasure Satisfyer Layons Sex Toy Review
I have a new favourite. This is it! Satisfyer recently launched 4 ‘layon’ clitoral stimulators. That is to say, vibrators that provide external
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Satisfyer Men Wand – Sex Toy Review
When I first held Satisfyer Men Wand in my hand, I felt instantly aroused. I think I must be an ‘objectophile’. That is
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Dark Desire A Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer Layons
It seems ironic that I would bring a vibrator called ‘Dark Desire’ with me to Paris, which is known as The City of
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Sweet Sensation by Satisfyer – Sex Toy Review
The first time I saw this sex toy, I thought of a whipped ice cream. I used to love ice cream. So much
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White Temptation – A Clitoral Stimulator by Satisfyer
When I think of the word ‘temptation’ the first thing that comes to mind is ‘sin’. That is to say, something bad. It
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Satisfyer Rings Sex Toy Review
The other day I read about a guy who proposed to his girlfriend during her graduation ceremony. Although she said ‘yes’, not everyone
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Satisfyer Men Heat Vibration – Sex Toy Review
People always ask me if my partners get jealous of my sex toys. I must admit that there have been occasions when a
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High Fashion – Satisfyer Luxury – Sex Toy Review
I received this toy at the Sx Tech after party in Berlin earlier this month. I had been invited to speak about the
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Satisfyer Balls – Orgasm Training – Sex Toy Review
No one can escape the inevitable passing of time. So when I was suffering from chronic lower back pain, I thought it was
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Satisfyer Plugs – Sex Toy Review
I must admit that my anal sex toy experiences have been very limited. In fact, I managed to avoid anal toys completely during
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Satisfyer Men Vibration – Sex Toy Review
“What about sex toys for men?” I’ve been asked this question many times. While it’s true that women have much more choice when
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Mister Rabbit – Satisfyer Vibes – Sex Toy Review
The G spot gets way more publicity than the A spot and I have no idea why that is. Here’s a quick definition
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Satisfyer Pro Traveler – Sex Toy Review
I’ve been bitten by the travel bug. All I want to do is travel. I have a good friend who is a travel
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Master from Satisfyer Vibes – Sex Toy Review
‘Please don’t look down. I have a really small c**k and I’m really ashamed…’ Naturally, I couldn’t resist the temptation and I looked
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Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples – Sex Toy Review
‘Don’t you have any new sex toys you need to test?’ My lover asked me the other day when he came over to
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Magic Bunny from Satisfyer Vibes Sex Toy Review
‘Don’t you ever get sick of your toys? If you let me go down on you, you would forget about them soon enough.
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Satisfyer Pro G Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review
I first received this sex toy at the beginning of 2018. When I opened the package, I was surprised to discover that I
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Petting Hippo from Satisfyer Vibes Sex Toy Review
I absolutely love it when a guy tries to inhale my Venusian aroma just before going down on me. Unfortunately, we have been
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Satisfyer Pro Penguin – My Best Dressed Sex Toy – Review
If only all my lovers were this well-dressed for sex! I’m a big fan of getting dressed up for sex. I remember last
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Charming Smile by Satisfyer Vibes – Sex Toy Review
There is nothing quite like an orgasm to put a smile on my face. When I’m not having orgasms or raising orgasmic awareness
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Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – Sex Toy Review
This sex toy was a game changer for me. I had heard glowing reports of the Satisfyer from many women in the pleasure
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Yummy Sunshine from Satisfyer Vibes
After living in Spain for many years, it’s safe to say that I can’t stand the cold. Now that winter has come to
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Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Next Generation
One of the hardest things about being a sex toy tester is having to test toys when you’re not quite in the mood
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Power Flower – Satisfyer Vibes – Sex Toy Review
Say it with flowers… I remember years ago when I was working in the export department of a printer. There was a woman
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Satisfyer Balls Review – Orgasm Training
The Universe might not always give you what you want. But it will give you what you need. When I saw that these
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Satisfyer 2 Sex Toy Review
The other morning, I took a trip down memory lane. I revisited my hairdresser from ten years ago in the Born district of
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Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration Review
I’ve been sleeping terribly lately. I wake up between 3 and 5 am every night. According to my research on Google, waking up
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Satisfyer 1 Next Generation Sex Toy Review
To understand the present, it is necessary to reflect on the past and re-evaluate recent history. This is especially true when it comes
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Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration – Review
This sex toy sucks. I mean, it really sucks! “Yes, you WILL have an orgasm.” This is precisely how I would summarise my
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Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples – Review
I didn’t despair about not having a partner even after receiving the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples to test. When I compared it to the others in the range I knew that I could use it perfectly well on my own. Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is an erotic toy that can be used during penetration to increase the intensity and variety of pleasurable sensations that a woman can experience. It stimulates the clitoris with air pressure waves while the G-spot component vibrates simultaneously. It also stimulates the man’s penis.
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Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review
Giving the gift of orgasms is the finest thing that you can do. I had this notion very much in mind when more than one Satisfyer Pro-G Spot Rabbit was delivered to me. I resolved to give the spare one away to my best friend. She already owned a Satisfyer Pro 2 and she loved using it. I thought a rabbit-shaped version of her existing toy would fit very snugly into her limited collection of pleasure products. With this up-to-the-minute addition, she could indulge herself with dependable internal stimulation when real life might not offer up suitable candidates.
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SATISFYER PRO PLUS VIBRATION – Review
Now that I have discovered the new SATISFYER PRO PLUS VIBRATION, participating in the no fap challenge in the future will be even more difficult. It’s the toy that I used first after finishing the no-fap and it’s really easy to get hooked on it. It’s the first time that I’ve shown so much enthusiasm for a clitoral suction device. Despite the glowing reviews and increasingly enthusiastic reports associated with this type of sex toy, I’ve been a little reluctant when it comes to singing their praises. In my case, I have tended to use them once to enable me to write an honest review before returning them to their packaging for storage. Perhaps I’ve taken them out again to make videos or take photos but never with the express intention of using them again.
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Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation Review
I was itching with anticipation as I unboxed The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation. After working my way into the box, I was delighted to discover that it’s black & white silicone body is seemingly modelled on that of a penguin wearing a tuxedo. It had even seen fit to dress up further for the occasion; a red sculpted bow tie was worn proudly around its neck. The Satisfyer Pro Penguin was clearly serious about its intention to provide me with high-end orgasmic delight.
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Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Review
When the package containing the new Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation device arrived, I knew I was in for a treat. This was in spite of an ongoing dispute between myself and my unpredictable full-time landlord/occasional flatmate/onetime friend. There was a time when having his property littered with my exhausted sex toys amused him. He was just as fascinated by my array of charging docks, with their blinking lights, filled with yet more devices awaiting testing.
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Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Review – This Sex Toy Sucks
This week, I received the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe. It is a brand-new suction device to add to my growing collection that comprises: the Womanizer W100, Womanizer w500 Deluxe, Satisfyer Pro Plus, Satisfyer Pro Penguin and other manual clitoris pumps
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Partner Plus – A Couple’s Sex Toy
Partner Plus is a rechargeable vibrator that can be used with a male partner during penetration, or on your own. It is produced by the same company as the Satisfyer. They are no stranger to imitating good concepts and making designs available to the market at more accessible prices. I first saw this toy’s general shape with the We-Vibe Couple’s Vibe. I have tried Lelo Tiani which has a similar look, and We-Vibe Sync. In essence, the concept is the same. It is a G-spot and clitoral stimulator that you can use during penetration with a male partner or all by yourself.
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Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review
I was so thrilled to receive a Satisfyer Pro Penguin last month. I got my hands on it at Erofame in Hanover, Germany. I was very curious to see what the Pro Penguin compared after trying the Womanizer W100, the Womanizer Pro and the Satisfyer Pro Plus. These are all suction devices and they work on the principle that the clitoris can be stimulated without the need for actual contact. They have proven to be highly popular around the world and many women report experiencing intense and rapid orgasms with them.
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Satisfyer Pro 2 Sex Toy Review
Satisfyer Pro 2 Sex Toy Review
When I saw this sex toy, I knew I had to try it. Satisfyer Pro 2 looks a lot like Womanizer. Womanizer is a suction device that stimulates the clitoris. It has been very successful worldwide.
I know many women who say Womanizer is their favorite sex toy. Despite having tried the original, and the pro 500, I can’t say that it’s my favorite. Similarly, I can’t deny that it provides unique sensations.
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