Discover the Splash Blanket – Perfect for making a mess.
I remember once being in bed with a guy. Things were getting hot and heavy, and when it was his turn to climax… he came all over my sheets. I just lay there in shock. After experiencing an out-of-body orgasmic ecstasy, I was suddenly pulled back to Earth thinking, “Oh my God, it’s going to stain my mattress… how not cool.”
It’s exactly in situations like that when I expect a guy to come on me — not just because it’s hot and erotic, but because it saves my sheets and my mattress. I absolutely hate mattress stains. They look disgusting, feel awful to look at, and ruin the aesthetic of my bed. I pride myself on keeping my mattress in near-new condition, usually thanks to a good mattress topper. But that day, in my post-coital bliss, I had a minor panic attack.
Fortunately, when he got up to get a towel, I managed to strip the bed and save the mattress. But honestly, it would be so nice to not have to think about cleanup at all — to be able to get messy and just enjoy the moment. Some of my best sexual memories are of those gloriously messy encounters where the sheer messiness added to the arousal.
I love seeing a guy come all over me, my body, my sheets, my hair — as long as everything is protected, of course!
I’m also an advocate for free bleeding, which means not using menstrual products. For many, this seems disgusting and unthinkable. Still, it’s something I really enjoy, and a product like a splash blanket makes it possible to enjoy the natural flow and not worry about staining my bed or furniture. This is why something like a Splash Blanket is such a game-changer for me.
Discovering the Splash Blanket
I first came across the Splash Blanket at the Erospain Fair in Barcelona. I was thrilled to see Rosie Rees exhibiting there — someone I’ve followed for years. She is the founder of Splash Blanket. I got to know her through her body-positive naked yoga work, her advocacy for Yoni eggs and crystal wands, and her beautiful ability to bring sacred sensuality into business without being overly “woo-woo.”
As an entrepreneur, she’s inspirational — blending spirituality, groundedness, and community, all while running a successful business. Honestly, I’d love to interview her on my podcast someday if she’s up for it.
Before discovering the Splash Blanket, I used to make do with dark towels during sex and my period, draping them over my bed or sofa. But when I finally got my hands on the OG Moon Blood Splash Blanket, I was ecstatic.
First Impressions of the Moon Blood the OG Splash Blanket
The timing couldn’t have been better. The blanket arrived during day two of my period — my heaviest day. I unwrapped it, felt the soft fabric, and immediately felt blessed. I laid it out on my bed and, for the first time, I could free bleed without worrying about ruining my sheets or mattress.
As a long-time advocate of free bleeding (after a near-death experience with a tampon — more on that here), I’ve created content that has reached international press, including The Howard Stern Show and Seen.TV. While it’s been great getting this awareness out there, it’s also made me a target for criticism, with people calling me “disgusting” for practising free bleeding.
Let me clarify: free bleeding is not about bleeding in public spaces or making others uncomfortable. It’s about being comfortable in my own body, at home, and honouring my natural cycle. I use menstrual underwear, tissue, and now — this wonderful Splash Blanket.
Features I Love
✨ It’s big enough to cover my bed, sofa, or even my office chair.
✨ One side is dark, and the other is light — practical so you know which side you’ve used.
✨ It’s incredibly soft, comfortable, and feels luxurious — making free bleeding feel elegant.
✨ It handles period mess, squirting, ejaculation — any kind of “fun messiness” — effortlessly.
Even when I’m not on my period, I love using it because it just feels so snuggly. Washing it is easy, drying it is quick, and it looks just as good after a wash as it did out of the packaging.
Ideal for Every Kind of Messy Fun
The Splash Blanket isn’t just for period sex or free bleeding. It’s perfect for:
- Squirting enthusiasts
- Messy sex sessions with lots of fluids
- Those who enjoy cum play and want to protect their bedding
- People who love hassle-free post-sex cleanup
- Anyone who wants to stay cosy and protected during messy moments
The variety of sizes means you can choose small versions for chairs or pillows — great for elevating your hips during sex or masturbation. Larger sizes easily cover your bed or sofa. They even have bamboo options for summer months when plush feels too warm.
Mine was medium, which is very versatile for my bed, sofa and office chair.
Product Highlights
- ✅ Ultra-soft, plush, and thick
- ✅ 100% waterproof on both sides
- ✅ One side smooth micro-velvet, the other soft sherpa fleece
- ✅ Machine washable and dryer safe
- ✅ Absorbs a whole liter of liquid (depending on size!)
- ✅ OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified for safety
- ✅ Australian-owned, women-led brand
Final Thoughts
If you love getting messy but hate the cleanup, the OG Splash Blanket is a must-have. It has completely elevated my experiences, whether I’m free bleeding, having wild sex, or just lounging in comfort. I genuinely can’t recommend it enough.
Check out my video below to see how much it absorbs in action!
For more information or to explore the full product range (including sheets, blankets, and waterproof covers in various sizes), visit their website and use the code VENUS for a 10% discount